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To Buy Or Not To Buy
Long ago, in a galaxy known as Coggles.com, I was dazzled by a Vivienne Westwood tiara with little diamante devil horns. It was a replica of the one Viv wore to meet the Queen of England. It was way...
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The Savvy Shopper
Somehow over time, I have managed to sign up for updates at fifty thousand shopping sites. It takes me hours to sift through this shit daily, but I don’t have the will power to un-register from any of...
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Ride a Cock Horse!*
Alright, who’s gonna buy me this new penis necklace by Vivienne Westwood? It’s a silver satyr riding a tiger’s eye penis…and a nice one at that! Mothers’ Day, anyone? *
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The Irony of Misunderstanding Irony
When Cathy Horyn wrote a piece in the NYT called “Irony and the Old Lady” she was complaining about women who seem to deliberately wear silly clothes after the age of 50. The complaint was picked up...
View ArticleVivienne Westwood Agrees on Tablecloths!
How timely! Here, you can watch Viv urge people to make clothes out of tablecloths if they find a nice one. How lovely to hear the ultimate arbiter of great style chime in on our tablecloth plans for...
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Your Chance to Spend Money!
I haven’t been able to work since August, and now there is a pile of unpaid bills. This is not a “boo hoo, poor me” thing, it’s just a fact. As you know, I was formerly a highly paid tabloid...
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Show Me The Money!
Are your feet big like mine? Are they a US 10 or IT 40? If so, you can buy these awesome Illex Kinni shoes RIGHT NOW for $230, saving yourself $20 from the retail price. Or! You can buy these fabulous...
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Shit I Can’t Have
How do you like this draped tartan dress by McQ McQueen? If I could get away with it, I’d buy it immediately from my-wardrobe and never wear it. Don’t argue with me about this cool collaboration...
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Viv’s New Penises and More
You know I can’t resist penis jewelry. Here are two new penis options from Vivienne Westwood. I love the cufflinks but I wish they were earrings. $151.51 Penis key-ring below, $118.82 If you...
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Breaking up with Vivienne Westwood
Quintessentially English, the Snail Bracelet, delicately produced from a real snail shell, beautifully creates the suggestion of back gardens after the summer rain. – See more at:...
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